at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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