it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
jump out the window naked night went bad
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