I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Acid is not a monday night drug
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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