Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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