I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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