idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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