she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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