Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
