normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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