So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
