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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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