Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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