I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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