Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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