party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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