ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
