By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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