i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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