Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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