I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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