I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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