member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Randomize
