I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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