I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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