I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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