So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize