He is such a slut. More and more my type.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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