In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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