I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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