I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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