Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize