happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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