I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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