she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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