Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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