No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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