it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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