When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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