we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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