why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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