awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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