Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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