Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
