White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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