so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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