Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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