So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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