Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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