new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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