these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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