I don't think brook has ever known best
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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