I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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