that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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