she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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