At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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