Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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